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Originally Posted by Walkaway
If we keep DXM away from idiots, how will it fulfill its role in assisting humankind's ascendance to the next vibrational frequency?  |
If we keep DXM away from idiots, they will be forced to evolve creative means of obtaining it. Evolutionary biologists project that one or more of these adaptations may be likely:
- Reading the DXM FAQ and other material
- Consuming the urine of users to obtain DXO (this may start a new porn craze)
- Endogenous DXM-producing glands (this may start a cannibalism epidemic)
All of the above, researchers believe, could point to a disturbing future - a future where intelligent, sexually deviant, human-flesh-eating DXM-addled zombies rule the night - so it won't be too different from now.