[simon]

There may be an ingredient in your fried chicken called "fat." This substance can be what is the devilish secret behind your child being a fatass. Fatass people are a danger to themselves and cost taxpayers untold billions. Check your child's room for tell-tale signs such as crumbs of breading beneath their pilow. Common fat products such as one fatass child interviewed mentioned: "Oreos" are sold from vending machines owned by Arabs.